Monday, November 7, 2011

on the way to choir practice

My life has become fodder for a reality TV show. Well, actually, I think it has been fodder for the past 5 yars and a lot of the drama is from all those damn Lifetime movies. What kind of man watches those daily? I mean, REALLY?! So... yeah, even before I knew it, my life came straight from Hollywood.

Fast forward to the set up for the sequel. My life had become too boring for TV, so obviously a change was needed. Heck, even I could figure that out without any help. And I was working on it. Some force in the universe didn't trust me to make it interesting enough, and now I've been told the ex's ex wants to set me up with someone. I think God has a wicked sense of humor. You can call it karma if you want. Anyway you look at it, though, this is hilarious. And cheesy. In fact, I am SURE it has been written into a script in some form - soap opera, reality show, or "drama series."

And yes, the conversation with my friend, who works with the ex's ex, did happen on the way to choir practice. Yeah, you call it karma all you want!